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    • Debra DeAngelo

    • January 20, 2013 in Columnists

    50 means freedom

    I crossed some sort of self-acceptance threshold this morning, as I stepped out the door and down the sidewalk, looked down, and realized, oh horror of horrors, I was wearing high-waters. The sting of merciless teasing for the same offense in the 5th grade, when my growth rate exceeded my mother’s willingness to buy me new pants, came rocketing forth from my subconscious. But that dissolved in a blink. Suddenly, I realized that I just don’t care.

    Going back home and changing seemed more bothersome than just continuing on to work, high-waters and all. This is a seismic psychological shift from my 40s, when I wouldn’t even have toyed with the notion of stepping out in public with my sensible gray socks peeking out from between the top of my sensible black walking shoes and the bottom of my fashionably flared (yet sensible) black stretchy yoga pants.

    What a difference a decade makes. In my 40s, I managed to keep a horrible secret: I’m a dork. And not in that new, sexy, hipster way. I mean in the 1960s teased-on-the-schoolbus-for-high-waters-and-cat-eye-glasses way. I’ve hidden it well for most of my adult life. But in the safety of my own home? If it’s reasonably clean and doesn’t twist, spindle or bind my flesh in any way, I’ll wear it, even if it’s green plaid and purple polka dots. Comfort is blind.

    You see, something happened to me over the last decade: I turned 50. I was lamenting that a bit on the last day of my 49th year, but I get it now: 50 means freedom.

    I remember when freedom first rang. I was mowing the lawn one hot summer day in pink shorts that were two sizes two small (and not in a good way), a threadbare Corona T-shirt, ratty old Birkenstocks and a white visor stained with wine rings (no, I don’t know how they got there, but I assume I had fun) and no bra (again, not in a good way) and – I just didn’t care. The neighbors might see me? Oh well. Some teenaged boy passing by might get grossed out? Oh well. Teenage boys gross ME out, so let’s call it even.

    Since that day of lawnmowin’ like I just don’t care, I’ve unapologetically worn sweats to the grocery store. No makeup to social gatherings. Skipped washing my hair because it’s too cold, and my hair’s too dry anyway, and why DO I “need” to wash my hair every day, and aren’t banana clips just fabulous. I can clip my hair back, slap on some red lipstick and become an aging Robert Palmer music video model who no longer fears cheeseburgers. If I can manage to look bored enough.

    And then came today, strolling down the sidewalk, completely embracing for the first time the peculiar notion that I just really didn’t care what people might think about my lack of attention to fashion detail. I was comfortable, and that trumped being a “fashion don’t.” Your 50s liberate you from a lifetime of comparing yourself to a standard of beauty that can’t be attained without Photoshop and a daily regimen of bulimia and self-loathing. I spent most of my life chasing that size 6 on a stick.

    And by the way – size 6 is considered obese by Hollywood standards.

    Fuck you, Hollywood

    As I savored this new 50s freedom, I started wondering why, exactly, it felt so satisfying. How is 53 different than 43? Well, for one thing, about 40 pounds. But it was more than just weight. Estrogen — or lack thereof? Oh, most definitely that’s impacted my attitude. But… not quite.

    And then the “aha!” moment: I really didn’t care if I looked sexy right then. Nobody’d want to do the horizontal hula with me today. Bingo. It’s all about being sexy. Take sexy off the table, and suddenly you can exhale. Particularly because you’re in yoga pants and not skintight jeans and stilettos.

    At 43, I could see that the opportunity to look sexy was beginning to sunset. I poured a lot of effort into trying to look 25. I still wanted to look like sex might actually happen for me, even if it really wasn’t. The potential was still there, and at the time, that seemed really important. But at 53, and remarried now, the only person I’m interested in appealing to is my husband, who inexplicably seems to like me no matter how obviously comfortable I look that day. (Yes, he’s a keeper.)

    You see, there’s a threshold we cross, except for the tragically sexy like George Clooney and Angelina Jolie, when you realize one day, “Wow, nobody wants to have sex with me anymore.” Sure, it’s a little sad and disorienting at first. There’s a mourning period. You’ll never be what you were again. But the mitigation comes when you’re walking down the sidewalk in high-waters and sensible shoes, and the epiphany hits you — I can rest now! Relax and enjoy! I can stop chasing 25! Or 35, or 45, even! I don’t have to try so hard to be what I was. I can refocus on what I’ve yet to become, without the stress of holding myself to a standard of beauty — or youth — that I can’t achieve. I can let go of that now. Know what happens when you let go? You move forward. Nobody ever skated by holding onto the rail.

    So, nobody wants to have sex with me today, in my high-waters and walking shoes? What a relief. I probably don’t want to have sex with them either anyway. I’m only interested in the guy who’s married to the 53 year old woman in high-waters and sensible shoes, and still insists she’s sexy.

    What lovely irony – the only one who I actually care about attracting is the one who’s uninterested in how I happened to be packaged that day.

    Yes, 50 means freedom. I can finally exhale. For a lot of reasons.

      • Susan

      • January 20, 2013 at 8:18 am
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      Hooray for freedom, and hooray for YOU!!! Look out, World; Debra no longer gives a crap!

    • I, too, have written about the phenomenon of aging and how after 50 life becomes so wonderful for all the reasons you mentioned. I have that “don't give a shit attitude about what people think about me anymore.” I love who I am, dressed how I am and if others don't see my freedom, fuck them. I speak my own truth and am way too old at 64 to really give a flying fuck. You spoke to me today as most days Debra. Good for you and the high waters, with socks exposed.

    • You’re an inspiration–as usual. I’m wearing black yoga pants and ratty slippers at the moment but am too vain to go out in them–even at my advanced age!

      • Maya North

      • January 20, 2013 at 6:10 pm
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      Oh yes! See me hopping around doing the happy dance of complete and delighted agreement! Mind you, having not been sexy since I was about 15 years old, I got to that point fashion-wise at 40. However, the emotional freedom, letting go of the striving, the constant hope that if I just starved enough or pumped enough iron or whatever that I could achieve that standard that marked social value–perhaps really for the first time in my life–I open my hand and let those tatters finally float off in this ever-so-refreshing breeze. It's just freaking delicious! So–welcome to the incredible, awesome, marvelous, intriguing, gorgeous tribe of women who are discovering who we are at our core. And oddly enough, for the first time in years, I'm getting glimmered at by men my own age or older who are so freaking over the superficial and have started to see sexy in *who* we are–you hot babe, you 🙂 XXXOOO

    • Ah yes, yes. Freedom from what we thought we had to look like before. Thank you, Debra for reminding us.

      And I take this to not only appearance but things in my 20s, 30s, & up that I would never do or say because I thought others might think I was crazy. Well, I discovered I am a little crazy and so what. I like it.

      Once again, you’ve stirred us into remembering who we really are. Ourselves. Freedom….yes!

      • June Davies

      • January 22, 2013 at 10:47 pm
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      And when you hit 60, you don’t even have to match your socks if you don’t want to.

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