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Not since the much-dreaded Burger King reared its weirdly disturbing crowned head on Grant Avenue have Winters residents been this enraged. People are pissed. Step aside, downtown hotel with no on-site parking and stupid piebald beaver — there’s a new Big Issue in town, and...
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The other night I dreamed of kittens. Oh, how sweet! Nope. This is my subconscious, folks, not the Disney Channel. There were five… all black except for a dark gray… newborn… weak and helpless, piled on top of each other for warmth. I sat down...
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Because things seem just too stressful to think about for longer than 15 seconds these days, let’s look back instead. Just in time for the holidays, I give you: The Top Ten Things I Miss about Christmas 10) Mandarins in my Christmas stocking. Those just...
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Notice to all lawyers and judges: Clear out your desks, gather up your stuff. You’re all fired. Your services are no longer needed. Take your place in history next to trebuchet builders and town criers — your skills are obsolete. There’s a new legal system...
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Apparently men can no longer be allowed in the workplace. Going forward, men will only be allowed as house pets. I keed, I keed… Because, come on — men make crummy house pets. They’re big, noisy and messy, and exceedingly difficult to leash-train. They’d do...
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Community theater offers more than just drama lessons - it offers life lessons!
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Medical cannabis and CBD cannabis helped ease my chronic tendonitis, arthritis, inflammation, insomnia and acid reflux... and I was never high ONCE.
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Western Health Advantage and the UD Davis Medical system are about to finalize their unfriendly divorce, and it's only the patients who will suffer.
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