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For me, birthdays rank right up there with root canals. But that’s all gonna change a year from now. You see, this past Earth Day I celebrated birthday number 64. And never since I made it through the insufferably long year prior to my sixteenth...
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Chillax. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is coming for your guns. If you are mentally stable, safe, responsible, law-abiding, and AWOL from the no-fly list – lock and load pal. We. Don’t. Care. Somehow the gun manufacturers and their hobby lobby gang, the National Rifle...
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Dear tall, dark and exquisite. To say I miss you is the understatement of all statements. You were, after all, the first politician who truly inspired me to get me off my ass.
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My dad’s friend, Martha, a fellow resident at his nursing care facility, is 93 and has all her marbles – and then some. Her paralyzed left arm and leg from last year’s stroke betray her otherwise unstoppable energy and razor-sharp mind. Nearly every time I...
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The Washington Post broke the story that President Moron’s administration instructed the Centers for Disease Control to avoid seven words and phrases while writing their 2019 budget request. A Health and Human Services spokesman denied it. But I’m sticking with the Post. The malevolent seven...
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With all the warmth of a Donald Trump condolence call, the soulless Sanders speaks in a slow, detached southern monotone.
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If one of us did these things, we'd be called a moron... President Trump has done them ALL.
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