Donald Trump spanking Lindsey Graham
I’m not entirely sure if I’m with or against The Donald. In the last few weeks, an event unfolded right before our eyes and yet no one has truly acknowledged it through our media.
The reaction to Donald Trump has been interesting. On the one hand, everyone loves the fact that Donald Trump calls politicians losers and exposes their hypocrisy. On the other hand, Trump has no plan to help rebuild American infrastructure or a cogent foreign policy besides sending our troops to their deaths. Mostly, everyone loves Trump calling politicians like Lindsey Graham or John McCain losers.
Senator Lindsey Graham retorted, calling Trump a jackass, but unfortunately for the war mongering Republican US Senator, Donald Trump kept the receipt the day he bought Lindsey Graham and brags about it publicly.
Just imagine if your car could talk and tried to lie and say you aren’t the owner and driver of said car. I believe this is the new political paradigm we might be entering. Our corporate overlords might be calling out the politicians (also known as their house servants) they rent or purchase.
However, there is also a hidden message in all of Donald Trump’s quackery that no one heard. As Trump stated, he donated to Hillary and Bill Clinton. In other words, Trump doesn’t care whether someone is a Republican or a Democrat. He only cares if the politician he buys will carry his water. It only matters that the politician wakes up every morning and prays toward the houses of our corporate oligarchy four times a day and says in private “death to American democracy.”
Politicians who accept all that campaign cash are basically the political equivalent of ISIS. Saudi Arabia is to ISIS as Donald Trump to Lindsay Graham, Hillary Clinton and the rest of them.
Politicians who call out their corporate masters will be publicly humiliated, spanked, flogged and quartered. Look at what The Donald is already doing and there is no evidence to suggest he will stop.
My question is — will other billionaires come out of their ivory and gold towers to call out politicians and label them losers? Will we see more of the oligarchy spanking their house servants?
We live in a curious time of anti-politics. Every day Americans see the circus that is our political class and elite and yet some would still cheer on Donald Trump. As much as I admire anyone calling a politician a loser, Trump is just as guilty for creating such a loser.
Ladies and gentleman, Congress can’t get the highway bill passed. Our government can’t get its act together long enough to pave a fucking road. Why? Their corporate masters tell them the same thing — don’t tax or regulate us and most importantly, don’t work with anyone.
Don’t solve social problems — just get reelected. Politicians can’t get anything done because they have to constantly campaign. They have to fly out to their master’s house and beg for money every other day. Is there a solution to this problem? Maybe, but it’s a very anti-American proposition I offer to my reader. It goes against shopping ’til we drop. It goes against consumerism. Ronald Reagan’s ghost will haunt me forever if I make this suggestion.
I’m going to whisper my suggestion: We need a constitutional amendment for publicly funded elections. I hope Saint Reagan didn’t hear me. I don’t want to hear stories about how he tried to join the Communist Party in America.
I’m not totally sure what Donald Trump’s message is aside from the fact he is a walking god who shouldn’t be ridiculed or criticized. On the other hand, I’m fully entertained watching America going down like a five dollar whore.
America is exactly like Trump Towers — a place built by egomaniacal wealth moochers and politicians who don’t give a damn about us. And much like Donald Trump, America’s soul is going bankrupt.