• Jerk-off of the week April 27, 2013 — Dubbya and his stupid library

    George H.W. Bush (Bush 41) in the house!

    Being a spoiled, entitled, drunken, coke headed, smug, elitist numbnuts wasn’t enough for George W. Bush. It wasn’t enough that Dubbya ran every business his father handed him into the ground and made that business look like Ground Zero.  No — that wasn’t enough!  In 2000 the Supreme Court handed over the presidency to George W. Bush on a silver platter (I will never get over Bush vs. Gore) and much like Milli Vanilli, we never questioned their credentials because we were so entertained with their brand of bullshit.  

    After two terms in office and doing just a great job, guess what they gave Bush 43 for such exemplary public service?  They honored his service to his country by building him something I’m sure he has spent little time inside — a library. 

    Yes ladies and gentlemen, they built him a 226,560 square foot facility upon 23.11 acres at campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas.  Inside the museum and library, they boast that there’s a four part theme — freedom, responsibility, opportunity and compassion.  The theme really should’ve been war, drones, tax cuts and crashing the economy.  If that wasn’t enough, they have something called Decision Points theater, where visitors can interact and decide for themselves if Bush 43 made the right choice during his presidency.  Let’s say, for example, you want to interact with the Iraq invasion decision, if you chose not to invade, Bush 43 appears on a screen and enlightens you on your bad choice.  Decision Points theater sounds more like Room 101 or the GULAG — reeducation through propaganda and revisionist history.  Truly shameful and undemocratic.

    The George W. Bush library is a facility that is 226,560 square feet. You couldn’t fit all of Bush 43’s mistakes into it.  Katrina, Iraq, 2007 collapse, Bush tax cuts, and No Child Left Behind to name a few.  Yes, the Bush library will be the place where people can reminisce about the good ole days of a spoiled rich kid with mangled and confused oratory.   Much like MTV nowadays, I had no idea what the hell he was going on about.

    Karl Rove wanted to mold Bush 43 into the image of a politician you would want to have a beer with.  Guess what — the only Bush I wanted to have a beer with were the Bush daughters.  Those were two hot broads. Give them enough beer and I bet they will want to see my launch codes and shoot off my nuclear payload into their…..

    So, George W. Bush and your library/GULAG, you are an unconscionable ball breaker.  I hope in the afterlife you’re forced to watch Katrina footage and village bombings in Iraq on an infinite loop.   



    • WOW, you really liked the guy. 🙂 So right on Matt.


      • Maya North

      • April 30, 2013 at 9:34 pm
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      And his smug, self-congratulatory smirk made me contemplate wishing on him a wasting disease…



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