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    • Judith Newton

    • November 14, 2014 in Columnists

    My life at pitch fest

    While writing a blog about “retirement as an open door,” I decided this August to attend a screenwriters conference in Los Angeles and, despite my extreme reluctance to embarrass myself in public, to pitch my screenplay at the conference “Pitch Fest.” The pitch fest was to consist of sixty to eighty tables staffed with representatives from agencies and production companies. Participants would line up at tables, pitch their scripts for three minutes, receive two minutes of critique, and then move to the next table on their list. A form of speed dating, I called it, in which all your dates are there for the express purpose of giving you criticism. I feared it like I feared sporting a bikini–thirty years after it looked good on me.

    I signed up for a pitch workshop on Thursday before the conference proper began. The pitch fest was on Saturday, so I would have an entire day to relax and another day to get a little fluttery. Led by a man in his late thirties, who was funny, brash, and full of razor-sharp advice, the workshop was packed with details about how to create pitches, log lines, and one page “leave behinds.” Among the more general things I learned were that (1.) agents and production companies are interested in who you are and what it would be like to work with you, so don’t be weird. Sometimes, pitch fests are about making a representative fall in love with you rather than with your project. (2.) once a representative expresses interest in your project, stop talking. (3.) do not cry. “There is no crying at pitch fest!”

    The leader of the workshop did not think much of scripts about personal transformation: “When I hear the words personal journey, the only thing that comes to mind . . . is no second act!” My script, being based on my memoir, Tasting Home, is about a personal journey, but, once the workshop was over, I signed up to have the leader critique my pitch anyway. He was a no nonsense kind of guy, but he spent 45 minutes on my pitch instead of 30 and didn’t charge me extra. And he completely transformed it. Underneath the tough exterior, he was kindly and so, it would prove, were the representatives to whom I would ultimately pitch my screenplay. Some would appear to be younger than my twenty-nine-year-old daughter. (One of the conference participants looked as if she were still in high school, probably writing one of those lucrative scripts about zombies.)

    A veteran of many academic conferences, which are not especially known for cordiality, I was pleasantly surprised by the friendliness of the crowd. When I signed up for the conference, I thought Hollywood, ambition, competition, snootiness! But that wasn’t the case. Women especially introduced themselves and inquired about each other’s work. And the men were friendly too, friendly and not afraid to show their own anxiety. When I came upon a line of five young men at one of the pitch tables, I said “I guess I’ll find a shorter line.” “No” the five young men said. “Stay with us, stay with us!” Far from feeling like an outsider, I felt like a member of a club.

    I pitched some five tables. I had not been able to attend the morning session—having developed some nerve-induced digestive issues—so by the time I arrived, three of the tables I had most wanted to visit had closed shop. Still, I felt confident about the pitch, having had an expert rewrite it, and was ready to begin. And what did I do? I cried while pitching my script, cried twice, with the injunction “no crying at pitch fest” ringing in my ears. Was it low blood sugar, late afternoon fatigue, or actually telling the story out loud? I don’t know. But the young people hearing the pitch couldn’t have been more sympathetic. One young man said, “I’d rather you do this than be boring.”

    In the end, four of the five tables requested a synopsis, a sign of interest. One woman in her early forties requested the whole script and, months later, the young women with whom I’d shed the most tears asked to see the screenplay as well. I’m writing this before I know the results of these readings. I’m not expecting acceptance or even much interest. I’ve had several sets of notes done on the script since then, and I see there’s still a lot of work to take on. But the door I’d walked through with so much trepidation turned out to have led me to a lot of useful information and, despite some daunting opinions—“personal journey” equals “no second act”–a good deal of encouragement as well. It’s the practice of walking through one door that enables you to try the next.

    And, oh, I wasn’t the oldest person there. I watched a man with a long white ponytail disappear into an elevator. “Wait,” I wanted to say. “Let’s talk.”

    • Oh, this is so fascinating to me. I think I told you that the only writing I actually studied was screenwriting. That style of writing has hand & glove fit to how my brain works. I finished one screenplay many years ago, got as far as bringing it to a paid reader, and then…. life got turbulent. I’ve only recently returned to screenwriting, actually started something… and then got the rug pulled out from under me.
      Nothing you can do but get up and try again, right?
      Somewhere on the iPinion website, I have a column where I wrote about screenwriting. I’ll see if I can find it.
      I would love to get together with you for a glass of wine so you can tell me all about this. Last time I saw you, you were just starting on this path!
      SO COOL! Don’t give up!!!!!!

    • Great that you’ve taken the ms out of the panties and bras! Is that what’ you’re working on now? I would love to talk about this and about some other projects I have in mind. Let’s email about a date. Do follow that dream (great column about it). One writer friend likes to say that persistence is what finally matters. It helps a lot when we can encourage each other.

      What I really like about screenwriting is that you don’t have to struggle with so much prose! But you do have to develop another kind of imagination. That was fun, especially at first. I loved trying to be visual. Now I struggle with an overly complicated plot. But this little interchange re-energizes me!

      • Madge

      • November 16, 2014 at 12:20 pm
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      Let Us know how it goes. The most important part is you faced your fears and did it. Great story.

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