Dawson and I are in a race of sorts. We’re both chugging along at a respectable pace, but now we see the end in sight. I’m heading for my sixty-seventh lap around the sun, while Dawson, my Sheltie (aka, Shetland Sheepdog), is face-to-face with his...
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Wait, what? Facebook compromised our privacy? That’s outrageous! What’s next? Santa Claus isn’t real? Unicorns don’t poop glitter? OK, I can’t actually verify the validity of unicorn poop, having not yet seen one with my own eyes, and I can’t personally attest that they don’t...
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If you’re thirsting to understand our increasingly cold, jaundiced, at times carcinogenic society, James Baldwin’s singular insight about America and his dizzying, divine command of the English language are as refreshing as an icy elixir on the hottest day in hell.Moreover, for death penalty abolitionists,...
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This is what I know A good memory Post coffee Pre wine A few years ago a friend of mine screamed up at the heavens in a very crazy bitter unhappy voice: I NEED MY FUCKING LIFE TO CHANGE NOW, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, THIS FUCKING...
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This simple and tasty sandwich will help you get into the groove for outdoor grilling. Ingredients: ½ peach extra-virgin olive oil (for brushing peach prior to grilling) 2 slices fresh whole grain bread 2 tablespoons ghee (for outside of bread) 2 ounces double cream Brie...
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Imagine after Barack Obama is elected in 2008 it’s revealed that North Korea meddled in our election with the goal of helping elect Obama. The FBI announces they’re investigating the North Korean attack and whether any members of the Obama campaign assisted it. In a...
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Chronic hair loss on horse was caused by soybean oil allergy.
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The biannual, nonsensical clock ritual of Daylight Saving Time and Standard time must end — no more springing forward and falling back!
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