• The Mayan Calendar and the end of the world

    by Jason Mankey

    About a year and a half ago I sat on a “Pagan Panel” with such luminaries in the Pagan world as Selena Fox, Christopher Penczak, Raven Grimassi and his wife Stephanie Taylor, and Damh the Bard (plus a few others whose names escape me right now). I have no business being on those types of panels (haven’t done enough, and this was a year before my blog, Raise the Horns, was a thing), but I’m strangely good at doing them. I’ve always been a much better speaker than a writer (there’s something about public speaking that captures my sense of humor better than the pixilated page) and it shows in those types of situations.

    A panel discussion often has a particular theme, or all of the questions will be somehow related — this was one extremely open-ended with a wide range of questions. One of those questions was about the Mayan Calendar and how its end might affect us (as Pagans) and the world in general.

    Let me stress how much I like and respect all of those people, and that I consider some of them friends in a very real sense, but I found many of their answers on the question surprising. Most of them were so serious, talking about “great cosmic shifts” and how the end of the Mayan calendar marked the “start of a New Age” in our planet’s existence. When the panel finally got around to my answer (I was near the end as we were taking turns talking at a long table) I answered the question as honestly as I could, along the lines of “Well, when December 21st comes around I’ll probably be at the bar.”

    I probably won’t be at the bar on the 21st. But I still like my answer. To me, the real issue is why does anyone really care what the Mayan Calendar does (and doesn’t) say, and why does it seem like such a big issue in the Pagan community? I don’t worship any Mayan gods or celebrate any Mayan holidays that I know of. I have nothing against Mayan gods or Mayan holidays, it’s just never been my thing, and I haven’t met many Modern Pagans* who have made it a thing either. It just seems intellectually dishonest to appropriate one thing from a culture and then nothing else. I’d be OK with someone making a big deal out of the Mayan Calendar issue if his/her actual worship and beliefs were somehow tied to that culture. It would probably also help if there was actually some truth to the whole 2012 Phenomenon.

    It’s true that the long-count of the Mayan Calendar ends sometime in the next few weeks (there is some disagreement on the date), but the Mayan calendar doesn’t necessarily end. The Mayans made reference to dates far past this year’s Midwinter, so they obviously didn’t believe the world was going to come to an end that night. If people want to believe that there’s going to be some major shift in consciousness at the end of the year, that’s fine, but I still haven’t seen anything that makes me believe in that approach. To me, it feels like an attempt to attach a degree of significance to something simply because people are talking about it.

    I’m not trying to insult the Mayan Calendar, it’s a beautifully complex thing that my math-troubled mind can barely comprehend. There are just lots of calendars out there, and I don’t know why we’ve suddenly decided the Mayan Calendar is the most important of them. Even as I type these words I know that I shouldn’t be surprised by it all. We attach all kinds of significance to the dates on calendars, even though the dates on those calendars were created by human hands, not godly ones.

    Most of us still remember the hysteria over the year 2000 (I’m so glad I didn’t stockpile any canned goods or I’d still be eating canned peas, which I hate!), and there was hysteria in the years 1000, and 1600, and 1900 too. Humans love hysteria and getting worked up about stuff. If the Goddess has something big planned it could happen at any moment. I don’t think she’s relying on the Mayan Calendar to dictate when our attitudes should change.

    As the 21st rapidly approaches, I do find myself nominally worried about a few things related to the Mayan Calendar. My biggest fear is that there will be several ironic hipster jackass parties related to the date. If you’re having one, I have ritual to go to that night, so I won’t be making an appearance. Besides, I don’t wear skinny jeans anyways.

    My second big fear is that the hype around December 21, 2012 might revive interest in the 2012 movie, which is one of those “so horrible it’s almost good” type of films. Did you know that John Cusack can outrun an earthquake? Me neither, at least until I saw that movie.

    While I’ve been approaching this whole issue with tongue planted firmly in cheek, it does have serious consequences. There are lots of scared kids out there, and concerns about suicide. The more people fixate on this issue the worse it will get. There’s probably more disinformation out there than real information. Perhaps a ritual asking for clarity and level-headed thinking would be most beneficial. There’s so much worry over impending doom that the official blog of the United States felt that a post was a necessary. Of course the government saying something makes me wonder if something is going on after all. (Also, why does the government have an official blog?)

    On that note, if you’re having a big End of the World Party or a Giant Shift in Consciousness Ritual, I wish you all the best, but I’ll be celebrating the Solstice like I normally do. There will be a ritual, some presents, a lot of candlelight, and at the end of the night a few pints of cider. Happy Solstice, or end of the world, or whatever else you might be celebrating that night.

    *You might be thinking to yourself, “Well, Jason, Mayans still exist and they are Pagan,” and you’d probably be right (though I don’t think they’d call themselves Pagan), but I have yet to meet a Modern Western Pagan (the kind that might stumble upon this blog) whose world-view has been overly shaped by Mayan religion or culture.

      • Kay Allen

      • December 16, 2012 at 10:04 am
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      This is the sanest thing I’ve read yet on the Mayan Calendar frenzy….thank you, Jason, for your contribution to good sense!

    • I figure when it ends, it will end. Live every day like it was your last and when it all ends you will have loved a full, great life with no regrets. That is my two cents.

      • Maya North

      • December 16, 2012 at 7:02 pm
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      During Y2K, my lovely, elderly fundamentalist Christian neighbor asked me with real concern–“Are you ready for Y2K?” So I replied tenderly, because I love her, “Oh yes. My agency has been working on the code for a while.” “But do you have lots of food and water stocked up?” she continued, now looking really worried. I took a little breath–just a little one–took her hand in mine and said, “Oh yes. I have plenty. I’ll be fine.”


      • Jesse

      • December 17, 2012 at 8:16 pm
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      I’m having a drum circle party in WInters. You are welcome to come. Jesse

      • Matt Najmowicz

      • December 17, 2012 at 8:19 pm
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      Everyone is so concerned about the end of the world and not how to live in our world. Pagans annoy me for the most part.

      • Todd Hawley

      • December 19, 2012 at 11:22 am
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      I stopped worrying (if I had been at all) about the Mayan calendar 18 months ago when I read an online interview with a Mayan High Priest who said it was all BS. The world was NOT going to end. I never thought it was going to mark the beginning of some new cosmic age either. But some authors made money off that by writing books saying that, so more power to them. I saw parts of that John Cusack movie, my wife rented it on Netflix. You’re right..so bad it’s almost good. 🙂

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